Ouch!

Papa P:"Okay, so who's the coolest, me, your father or uncle James?"
Mi (without blinking): "James. He's the coolest"
Papa P: "But why?"
Mi: "He just has a cool name. He's the coolest"
Papa P: "How about I change my name to James. Would I be cool then?"
Mi: "No. If you did, your name would just be Girlie James"

Zinger! That has to hurt.